It
is the only Wild Adventure Parc in the world which boasts over 150 man
made assaults for individual challenge. We are the proud owners of the
only Sticky Treacle Mines remaining in the world. Created over centuries
with horse muck, watercress and sugar beet tops. We used to mix with a
Thrashing Box Tractor but Tough Guy™ tramplers now do a worthwhile job.
Beware
Tramplers beware, do not venture past waist deep, the suction gets
greedy. There is bound to be treasure down there because Sir Francis
Drake and Admiral Lord Leveson lived here at the time of robbing the
Spanish Main. There is also the odd ancient mother in law
and
troublesome wiffe!! BUT no Temple of Doom seeker has ever returned! In
our Museum there is a miniature leather hand made boot. Small enough for
a 2 year old child but with heel worn like a man. It gurgled to the top
one day. DNA said its owner was female dwarf. There is also a cat like
creature with fear fangs bared lip curl. Several ghosts have been
witnessed searching the Swamp mists in Autumn. The ghosts are happy with
Tough Guy™ Tramplers who churn up lower echelons. Tough Guy™ has
operated for 25 years and trained over 50,000 in the war against the
lethargy that is condemning generations to a nanny state of overweight disgruntled couch grovellers.
Including our Brand Fire New: Gladiatough Collosseum•Walking on Water
•Figure of 8 intertwined, interlaced 500 Metres of fear.
•The Tiger is 160 ft x 45 ft x 20 ft high.
•Behemoth is 200 ft x 50 ft x 24 ft high rope crossing.
•Brandenburg is 100 ft x 15 ft x 30 ft high scramble.
•Sky Walk is 200 ft x 50 ft x 40 ft high.
•Deceiver is 30 ft x 30 ft x 30 ft high.
•Bramble Slaloms x 15 burns.
•Woodland Tree Crawl and Scramble x 10 bear pits.
•Gurkha Grand National Crawl and Pitch x 5 balls out.
•Dead Leg Brook Slalom x 20 Tough Muddys.
•Elephants’ Graveyard Bone Scramble x 4 nets and dips.
•Brasher/Disley Steeplechase x 7 horizontal trees.
•Chataway Chase and Clamber x 18 dips, ducks, drags.
•Bannister’s Mile Challenge. 8 minutes to win a prize.
•Fiery Holes Battle of the Somme x 4 razor wire firewalk dunks.
•Stalag Escape Razor Wire x 30 metres bum downs.
•Somme Planks x 20 metres slip and vanish.
•Slosh Pools and Reed Beds.
•Treacle Mines are bottomless pits.
•Tyre Torture 100 metres of pain.
•Anaconda Under Over Sting. Agony cramps for certain.
•Vietcong Tunnels of Fear claustrophobia.
•Viagra Falls Burnarse
•Interrogation Racking
•Electric Prods
•Water Boarding•Gas Chamber
•Underwater Caverns Tour
•Titanic Plunge.
•Walk the Plank
•Nose Log Lake Challenge.
•Dragon Rafts.
•Sweet Meadow Pasture Miles x 4.
•Mangreedy Swamps.
•Treacle Mines
